Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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