I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
worst night to have a conscience
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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