its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
