one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
worst night to have a conscience
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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