As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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