it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I think people are normalizing furries
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