You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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