was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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