Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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