Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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