They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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