Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
