OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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