I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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