This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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