I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
