But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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