He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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