Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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