its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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