Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
