I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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