Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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