Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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