Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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