I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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