I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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