question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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