I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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