My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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