No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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