so explain again why im purple
no
Duck Duck Cougar?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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