i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just found a bag of teeth...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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