physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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