i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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