I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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