Already got asked if we're dating
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This is my gift to your gina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
