Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
