She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
