He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He? As in you personified your dick?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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