The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
one might say we're banned from that church
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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