ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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