The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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