The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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