I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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