why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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