Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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