Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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