It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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