went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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