About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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