its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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