I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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