What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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