I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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