Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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