I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fuck appropriateness.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
