I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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